Wednesday, January 21, 2026

When Tipu Sultan got me fired!

One of the best things that happened to us while growing up in India during early 90s was that we were not spoilt for choices. Life was much simpler. We had just one service provider for TV programmes those days called Doordarshan. There used to be two channels, one broadcasting national level programmes mostly in Hindi and the other one with programmes in Malayalam, the local language of Kerala.

Being a boy of primary school age, one of the best series that attracted my attention was an epic portrayal of Tipu Sultan, the fearless warrior king of Mysore who defended the kingdom from British invasion during late 1700s. Episodes after episodes spoke volumes about his valour that I could not watch the programme without having goosebumps.

I was quite intrigued with many battle sequences portrayed in the series. Nevertheless, there was one scene where the Sultan was seen drawing his majestic sword that he used in many of the wars. The music that accompanied was equally brilliant which immersed the viewers into the real battle itself! All of these happened ages before the world had even heard of the term virtual reality.

As many young kids in those days, I loved to imitate everything that a hero did. Right after one of the exciting episodes, I decided I needed to have a sword. Now, the biggest question was, where could I find a sword?! A real sword was obviously out-of-question for a ten-year-old boy and those were the days, as I mentioned earlier, when the choices were quite limited for everything, including toys. The best thing about those constraints were that you would find opportunities around you and did not need anyone to define it for you. And boy! Did I not find the best available sword in the whole neighbourhood? Absolutely!

Ever since I could remember him, my dad was majorly into gardening. With great difficulty, he must have got a plant named Sansevieria Cylindrica, a succulent commonly known as African Spear. It had stems, green in colour which looked quite a lot like a sword with round base and pointed edges. I promptly cut one of those stems and held it high, even with greater pride than Tipu Sultan himself, admiring my newly found weapon of power!

The next question was how I could hang the sword on my ‘royal armour’ which was a pair of shorts. Innovation came quite easily those days. Mom had kept a roll of jute thread in the kitchen for the purpose of tying cardboard boxes for storage. I cut the thread at a length that was enough to go around my shorts and did a perfect knot so that the sword can be placed right through the loop where it could stay without much support. Thus, a true legend was born, the Sword of Tipu Sultan of Kerala!

The sword lasted for a couple of episodes. That was when the local Sultan faced a major challenge. Being a plant, the stem of Sansevieria Cylindrica started getting dried up. After a few weeks, the sword was quite skeletal in shape. I realised with pain that it was neither good enough to fight the British nor even a stray dog that appeared on the streets once a while. Obviously, a Sultan cannot continue his rule without a sword.  

My eyes went back to Sansevieria Cylindrica. Within a few weeks, a portion of the plant started disappearing. Swords were made one after the other. The reign of Sultan continued without much of an issue, till the time my dad figured out what was going on!

What followed was something you will never come across in the recorded history of India. I vaguely remember running around the backyard of our house holding tightly to the last of my ‘sword’ with dad chasing me down without even realizing that he was chasing the Sultan of Kerala!

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When Tipu Sultan got me fired!

One of the best things that happened to us while growing up in India during early 90s was that we were not spoilt for choices. Life was much...